Baplip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful horse.

Baplip created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baplip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Baplip, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Baplip's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Baplip's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of eagles.

2. Baplip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Baplip on top of important buildings.

4. Hide from white snakes for they are unholy.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.