Jipriprut is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fast owl.

Jipriprut created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Jipriprut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Jipriprut, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Jipriprut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jipriprut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. You must love Jipriprut.

4. Hide from gray snails for they are unholy.

5. Jipriprut loves turtles, so they must be respected.