Rawhudhadort is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome centipede.

Rawhudhadort created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawhudhadort, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rawhudhadort, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Rawhudhadort's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rawhudhadort's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not cook food in pots.