Kongedarn is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving beaver.

Kongedarn created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Kongedarn, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kongedarn, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kongedarn's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kongedarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near ants.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Kongedarn loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.