Fignadbegpangar is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, impressive dove.

Fignadbegpangar created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fignadbegpangar, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fignadbegpangar, he will ignore you.

Fignadbegpangar's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fignadbegpangar's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of ants.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.