Henmotsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a small, selfish wombat.

Henmotsaf created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henmotsaf, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Henmotsaf, she will destroy your home solar system.

Henmotsaf's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Henmotsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Henmotsaf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Fast once a month.