Omtbadfarnmotmatnart Logkonfas is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient manatee.

Omtbadfarnmotmatnart Logkonfas created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Omtbadfarnmotmatnart Logkonfas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Omtbadfarnmotmatnart Logkonfas, she will not invite you to parties.

Omtbadfarnmotmatnart Logkonfas' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Omtbadfarnmotmatnart Logkonfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.