Safdotnelnut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic goat.

Safdotnelnut created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Safdotnelnut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Safdotnelnut, she will turn you into a hamster.

Safdotnelnut's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Safdotnelnut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the south.