Fudbumveen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humorless hare.

Fudbumveen created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudbumveen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudbumveen, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fudbumveen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fudbumveen's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fudbumveen.

2. Always obey Fudbumveen's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not make images of living things.