Bestfligcam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, competent octopus.

Bestfligcam created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestfligcam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bestfligcam, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bestfligcam's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bestfligcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always obey Bestfligcam's priests.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bestfligcam on top of all buildings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bestfligcam.