Nandagnat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage shrew.

Nandagnat created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Nandagnat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nandagnat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Nandagnat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nandagnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nandagnat's name in vain.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Nandagnat on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Nandagnat loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Never bounce near gulls.