Kabbimcim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring turtle.

Kabbimcim created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabbimcim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kabbimcim, she will come to you in dreams.

Kabbimcim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kabbimcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never jump in holy places.