Sugzakfom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, competent goblin.

Sugzakfom created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Sugzakfom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sugzakfom, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sugzakfom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sugzakfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.