Venriplen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair warg.

Venriplen created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Venriplen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Venriplen, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Venriplen's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Venriplen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always obey Venriplen's priests.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.