Vilhatfettag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sapient jaguar.

Vilhatfettag created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Vilhatfettag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vilhatfettag, she will come to you in dreams.

Vilhatfettag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vilhatfettag's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.