Latpasmap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-knowing pig.

Latpasmap created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latpasmap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Latpasmap, he will not care.

Latpasmap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Latpasmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.