Camfadpan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, kind jackal.

Camfadpan created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Camfadpan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Camfadpan, it will remove you from existence.

Camfadpan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Camfadpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Fast once a month.