Nathankem is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish warg.

Nathankem created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nathankem, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nathankem, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nathankem's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nathankem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nathankem.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Run away if six bats approach from the east.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.