Yokdidfat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-assured raven.

Yokdidfat created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yokdidfat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yokdidfat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yokdidfat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yokdidfat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.