Yakbesshud Gumvonkflig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, generous raven.

Yakbesshud Gumvonkflig created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbesshud Gumvonkflig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yakbesshud Gumvonkflig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yakbesshud Gumvonkflig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yakbesshud Gumvonkflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yakbesshud Gumvonkflig.

4. Never jump near shrews.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.