Hivbodmip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil human.

Hivbodmip created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbodmip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hivbodmip, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hivbodmip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hivbodmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.