Vonkraggud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty bat.

Vonkraggud created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Vonkraggud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vonkraggud, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vonkraggud's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vonkraggud's Holy Commandments

1. Vonkraggud loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.