Nilfagnig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty meerkat.

Nilfagnig created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilfagnig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilfagnig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nilfagnig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nilfagnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.