Ranripsag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, selfish scorpion.

Ranripsag created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Ranripsag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ranripsag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ranripsag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ranripsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never paint your hands black.

3. Run away from magenta moths, for they are unholy.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ranripsag on top of all buildings.

5. Never pour water over plants.