Padflam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, emotional scorpion.

Padflam created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padflam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Padflam, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Padflam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Padflam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Padflam first in all things.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not take Padflam's name in vain.

5. Do not commit murder.