Mobkiparp is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, able hippopotamus.

Mobkiparp created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Mobkiparp, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mobkiparp, it will torture you forever.

Mobkiparp's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mobkiparp's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mobkiparp.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.