Vidsugbat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical octopus.

Vidsugbat created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidsugbat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vidsugbat, she will turn you into a snail.

Vidsugbat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vidsugbat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Vidsugbat on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.