Habxenmum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured zebra.

Habxenmum created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Habxenmum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Habxenmum, he will curse you with boils.

Habxenmum's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Habxenmum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Habxenmum.