Yokflyfub is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust hummingbird.

Yokflyfub created light four years ago.

If you believe in Yokflyfub, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yokflyfub, she will turn you into a goat.

Yokflyfub's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yokflyfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never pour water over plants.