Wandutben Nellxemjarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful snail.

Wandutben Nellxemjarn created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Wandutben Nellxemjarn, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wandutben Nellxemjarn, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wandutben Nellxemjarn's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wandutben Nellxemjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect five lead sculptures of Wandutben Nellxemjarn on top of important buildings.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always take life seriously.