Rullduss is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy cow.

Rullduss created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullduss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rullduss, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rullduss' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rullduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not take Rullduss' name in vain.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.