Zedbethot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful meerkat.

Zedbethot created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedbethot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zedbethot, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zedbethot's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zedbethot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Put Zedbethot first in all things.

5. You must never eat limes.