Camhaskadsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic gnu.

Camhaskadsaw created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camhaskadsaw, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Camhaskadsaw, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Camhaskadsaw's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Camhaskadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Retreat if eight ducks approach from the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never jump in the presence of pigs.