Babbenmob is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain salamander.

Babbenmob created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Babbenmob, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Babbenmob, she will turn you into a mole.

Babbenmob's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Babbenmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Run away from indigo horses, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Babbenmob loves goats, so they must be respected.