Jaddudzig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering wren.

Jaddudzig created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jaddudzig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jaddudzig, he will curse you with boils.

Jaddudzig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jaddudzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Jaddudzig loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. You must love Jaddudzig.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Jaddudzig on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shave your face.