Libweglibjamstan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate coyote.

Libweglibjamstan created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libweglibjamstan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Libweglibjamstan, he will turn you into a dog.

Libweglibjamstan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Libweglibjamstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Libweglibjamstan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.