Flowton is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered hippopotamus.

Flowton created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flowton, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flowton, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flowton's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flowton's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear blue skirts.

5. Do not listen to music.