Wadliggum Gigmumwon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring lobster.

Wadliggum Gigmumwon created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Wadliggum Gigmumwon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wadliggum Gigmumwon, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wadliggum Gigmumwon's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wadliggum Gigmumwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the east.