Titbabcatgovsitnadfagpak is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, two-faced pigeon.

Titbabcatgovsitnadfagpak created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titbabcatgovsitnadfagpak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Titbabcatgovsitnadfagpak, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Titbabcatgovsitnadfagpak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Titbabcatgovsitnadfagpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always obey Titbabcatgovsitnadfagpak's priests.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Never write about gravity.