Tailbinmob is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking wyvern.

Tailbinmob created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbinmob, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tailbinmob, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Tailbinmob's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tailbinmob's Holy Commandments

1. Tailbinmob loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never paint your feet brown.