Pasbesslim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous salamander.

Pasbesslim created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasbesslim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pasbesslim, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pasbesslim's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pasbesslim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never wear white ear rings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pasbesslim.