Faspoghim is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish slug.

Faspoghim created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faspoghim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Faspoghim, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Faspoghim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Faspoghim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.