Logafyok is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable mouse.

Logafyok created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Logafyok, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Logafyok, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Logafyok's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Logafyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near birds.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. You must pray to Logafyok seven times a day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.