Lakdobman is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm manatee.

Lakdobman created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakdobman, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lakdobman, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lakdobman's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lakdobman's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Run away if eight mice approach from the south.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lakdobman.