Bopquat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless bear.

Bopquat created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopquat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopquat, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bopquat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bopquat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black dogs for they are unholy.

2. Run away if nine great tits approach from the west.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.