Nurlwonged is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy narwhal.

Nurlwonged created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlwonged, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurlwonged, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurlwonged's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nurlwonged's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.