Jadshavtag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent raven.

Jadshavtag created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jadshavtag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadshavtag, he will turn you into a plant.

Jadshavtag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jadshavtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.