Kophaprot is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, passionate mink.

Kophaprot created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kophaprot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kophaprot, he will come to you in dreams.

Kophaprot's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kophaprot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help ants.

4. Kophaprot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not stand on grass.