Xincarjig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking shrew.

Xincarjig created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Xincarjig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xincarjig, she will not care.

Xincarjig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xincarjig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Xincarjig.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Always help sick horses.