Stragvegrilfon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, confident wolf.

Stragvegrilfon created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragvegrilfon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stragvegrilfon, he will cry a lot.

Stragvegrilfon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Stragvegrilfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Do not commit murder.